August 1, 2013August 1, 2013 HotMessHowlands

Butter, Butt Cream & Other Things Our Toddlers Eat (A Poem)

July 19, 2013August 15, 2013 HotMessHowlands

16 Survival Tips From A Fellow Father of Twins

May 27, 2013August 17, 2013 HotMessHowlands

My Golf Outing with President Obama

May 10, 2013August 17, 2013 HotMessHowlands

A Toast to My First Real Month as a Father of Three

March 7, 2013August 17, 2013 HotMessHowlands

How I Darn Near Missed the Birth of our Newborn Son

February 10, 2013August 17, 2013 HotMessHowlands

You Can’t Handle the Truth: Life at Naval Justice School

December 13, 2012August 17, 2013 HotMessHowlands

The Old “Remember? We Talked About This…” Response

November 26, 2012August 17, 2013 HotMessHowlands

It’s Official: I’m Becoming a Grumpy Old Man

November 7, 2012August 17, 2013 HotMessHowlands

Chronicle of a Conservative Beatdown

September 19, 2012August 17, 2013 HotMessHowlands

My First Five Weeks In The Military…