
Author: HotMessHowlands
I'm a husband, father and naval officer who, when there's time, writes stories on the internet.


Our Wild and Crazy “Family Vacation” in Paradise

Here’s Why Alec Baldwin and I Owe Our Lives to a Flimsy Piece of Rope

17 House Rules Our Toddlers Are Destined To Break

28 Totally Random Thoughts From Myrtle Beach

Butter, Butt Cream & Other Things Our Toddlers Eat (A Poem)

16 Survival Tips From A Fellow Father of Twins

My Golf Outing with President Obama

A Toast to My First Real Month as a Father of Three
